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HOT TUB
03:02
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Hot hot tub
What a lovely lovely rub in this hot tub
Hot tub pop tarts radiating love
Hot/ hot tub filled with melting stars
Ride a submarine in the park flashing fishy's and showing them love
hot hot tub always a good place to light that cigar
In this hot hot tub sudden luck eat that pop tart.
Hot tot tub there is no other number one
Sing your opera and we go hard
Forever wanna live in this hot hot tub
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IN MY PAST LIFE
03:18
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In my past life i was important. Like everybody else i died and was soon forgotten. I gave Napoleon a free ride and i watched that boy ride that pony ride.
I rode aboard a UFO and planted humans everywhere i got stoned just because i was a king called El Gon Kabbalard. In my past life.
In my past life i did double Hollywood duty, rolling boogers on the velvet ropes, golden showering the cream of the crop.
Everybody loved my spaceships, they had the money i had the patience in my past life i was a clever bastard in my past life i could suck my own dick.
I rode aboard a UFO and planted humans everywhere i got stoned just because i was a king i was a queen i was shiny. I knew lotsa things and i never paid for anything . In my past life i died and was soon forgotten
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CHILLIN' WITH MY ZOMBIE
03:29
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Chilling with my zombie every day chillin' with my zombie in the backseat of a garbage can. Well we just got rid of an evil pillow and now we got's to go and slay ,those people in their pyjamas ,gonna steal their drugs their teeth and clone their mamas.
I'm chillin' with my zombie and trying to understand why why why money falling from the sky is very good is always very nice and that i cannot lie its very good its very nice buys me time .
Chillin with my zombie everyday chillin with my zombie eating people that don't taste great chilling with my zombie eat the bankers feed the lonely.
So sit still lay down if not im gonna catch you and turn you inside out. your stuffed mouth your big belly your greedy brain ill use as ky jelly.
Chillin with my zombie everyday chillin with my zombie eating people that don't taste great
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RUN LITTLE PIGGY RUN
03:04
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Wake up in the morning we go strolling, with a face that cant stop yawning.
But they come looking to scratch , robots download your face give you a mask and a wank
So run little piggy run little piggy run
Now you stuck in one of those cans one of those cans that flies and may not bring you back.
Out into the void just enjoying the trip tooth fairies too high to fall asleep
So run little piggy run, run little piggy run they got the rays you got the sun.
run little piggy run
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CLOUDS ARE SEXY
02:35
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Riding a red bicycle around a lake do i look a little out of place. That's because i used to sell ice-cream. i had a truck that was colorful and it played some nice music.
Clouds are sexy clouds are high clouds reach up and touch anybody who flies clouds are pretty clouds are free come on up and ride ride ride with me.
So i got bored , got myself another job got a job at a gas station and sniffed myself to planet hallucination.
Clouds are sexy clouds are high clouds reach up and touch anybody who flies clouds are pretty clouds are free come on up and fly with me.
clouds are sexy and clouds are high clouds reach up and touch anybody who flies.
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BAKE BABY BAKE
03:12
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Bake baby bake , blind girl blowjobs on the way
Bake baby bake, teach yourself to trip for days
Bake baby bake, top secret nothing is at stake
See the chocolate bunny run away
Catch it eat it ,it will taste great.
Bake baby bake, bunny now legless had a change of fate
Cant go hopping no more shopping, just wants to reincarnate
into a blow up doll and corrupt a saint
So bake baby bake
And who all cares a bout the mannequins this late
Break the window step inside ,lights low you steal their clothes
Mannequin also wants to get baked and bake baby get baked
The mannequin likes it that way, because baby, nobody plays banjo better than a goat
So bake baby bake
hijack the remote pretend you're under control bake baby bake
so bake baby bake, find out now before it is too late, how the freaks spend their money on the bake
Just find out now before it is too late
Bake baby bake find out now before it is too late
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RICH LADIES PURSE
03:45
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I used to be a happy turtle living by the sea, but now my spirit lives inside a purse. A purse that only a few can buy and that makes it worse, I'm a living inside a rich ladies purse.
Rich ladies purse, rich ladies purse, i was killed and turned into a ghost. Rich lady ,I am your purse.
And now my ghost wants to return and see all the lovely places that I used to call home.
But first I want to come, come by,show up inside that purse, go boo, boo, goo all over ,shiny credit card squirt.
Rich ladies purse ,rich ladies purse.
Rich ladies purse, i was killed and turned into a ghost, rich lady, credit card squirts.
I just want a rich lady to put me to work, rich ladies purse, I'm a do a credit card squirt.
Inside a rich ladies purse. Rich ladies purse, i was killed and made into a purse, now doing the credit card squirt.
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FORTUNE COOKIE SUICIDE
04:12
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I should have known too many fortune cookies not too many homes, and what i like is the easy way out when Im down and out.
What i need is is something greasy to make my head spin, and after the meal i wanna know the future will i be a big deal, will i laugh to the bank will i see the new big bang will i find the perfect little message that might save me from rejecting that good 'ole sulfuric acid.
Fortune cookie suicide big attack on my little mind its a fortune cookie suicide
Have you seen the faces on people that read a happy things have you smelled the daisies pushing up from some poor little hands. One saw something good one ate something and that wasn't food because these days it ain't cool to indulge anyways. We need love we need honey we need to reproduce new idiots for a party ,we need new values we need no gods we need valiums and a new pair of socks.
Fortune cookie suicide big attack on my little mind its a fortune cookie suicide so bummed out most of the time.
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MELTED BY ALIENS
02:57
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Count your UFO sightings and count your missing friends
And all the creepy crawlies making love in your unwashed hair
Look out the window and up to the sky
They looking down they know where you hide They coming to stick you inside
In a jar and ready to spread on the faces on stoned aliens
Your melted body your melted hair
Better than any other friend or face cream you ever had.
You got melted you got spread you the best face cream the aliens ever had
your zits your tits they free to throw a fit
So many go missing every year ever wonder where they disappear
People got melted and used as face cream to get rid of ugly teenage alien acne
Melted melted you got melted.
You cant buy back your family or your friends your money ain't worth much on alien planets
And you cant sue the space people either
They'll download your brain and it wont be worth much
In a jar and ready to spread on the faces of stoned aliens. your melted body your melted head better than any other face cream the aliens ever had
Melted melted melted you got melted.
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Vasoline Tuner Hemet, California
Welcome to Vasoline Tuner, a tongue in cheek, cynical act channeling a happy little stoned ghost from a planet adjacent to the one we are on. The planet with meat and bubbles growing on every field, on every street and where imagination is king.
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